We just bought this charming old country house from a retired, somewhat eccentric nuclear physicist / inventor.

It's a force field house. Detailed shape is defined by linear polarized gravity waves recompiled by basement mounted 15 terahertz cyclo-demodulator. Total control of the physical manifestation is linked to DoolyCad software, allowing nearly instant redesign, remodeling and expansion capabilities with only a few keystrokes. The capabilities of this system are truly astounding.

Insurance regulations and local zoning laws prohibit use with Windows operating systems.